What happens when Keith's Out of Town

This is Buddy and he is cute. Winston is a good dog but will end up getting us sued. The temperature dropped 15 degrees and it started snowing. This freaks out Winston who is scared of his own shadow. In my rush to get Karina to dance, Winston sneaks into the house. Once I am almost out of my neighborhood, Cheryl calls and tells me the alarm is going off at my house. Winston has tripped the motion detector. Fabulous! I have 3 errands to run and had my time mapped out perfectly. Either I rescue the dog or the kids forego a decent lunch tomorrow since all we have left are brown apples and old ham. I grudgingly get the dog. KPD is in my driveway and informs me my house is locked. I explain how the alarm went off and let Winston out who proceeds to chase the police man to his car and bite his leg. Thanks Old Pal...

What happens when Keith's Out of Town

If TMI is too much then stop reading this immediately. I have Crohn's and it's a bitch of a disease. Especially if you carpool. I don't eat breakfast so I can get the kids out the door and in school at a decent hour, but I have to have lunch and there lies the problem. No matter what, the Crohn's fairy visits me while I am trapped in the pick up line. She came today and it was awesome! Nothing like starting the work week strong.