What happens when Keith's Out of Town

If TMI is too much then stop reading this immediately. I have Crohn's and it's a bitch of a disease. Especially if you carpool. I don't eat breakfast so I can get the kids out the door and in school at a decent hour, but I have to have lunch and there lies the problem. No matter what, the Crohn's fairy visits me while I am trapped in the pick up line. She came today and it was awesome! Nothing like starting the work week strong.